This isn’t another “girlboss” newsletter...

We don’t sprinkle glitter on grind culture and call it empowerment. We bury hustle culture, pour top-shelf tequila on its coffin, and hand you biz + life strategies so brunch stays brunch—not your drunken therapy session on burnout.

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*Disclaimer: This isn’t a newsletter, it’s an initiation. Once you’re in, hustle culture is out.

**Warning: Chillin with us may result in unapologetic “no’s,” ruthless boundaries, and ghosting anyone who drains your vibe**

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The Chill Cartel

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Here’s what you’ll get when you’re in:
⚰️ Hustle Obituaries — weekly funerals for toxic trends + real strategies to replace them
🥂 The Hit List — Cartel-approved luxuries & survival must-haves
💉 The Exit Wound — the slap + recovery plan for stress, burnout & bad decisions

Consider us your drunk, smarter best friend in newsletter form.

👉 Join the Cartel or stay rotting in hustle culture’s graveyard. Your choice, sweetheart.

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